AIN’T NO PROBLEM LIKE A TYLER HOECHLIN PROBLEM
People who say they don’t like McDonalds are filthy liars
|"I don’t give a shit, I’m gonna need at least 6000 fratboy!skittles fics where Stiles is an immature asshole who can’t acknowledge his feelings for Scott except for when he’s totally fucked out of his head i’m placing that order to go okay thanks" - THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT AT THE MOMENT.|
Like Stiles is the tall forward on the lacrosse team who goes toe to toe with Jackson in terms of skill and speed and is only slightly less of an asshole about it. He’s one of the reps at the Alpha Delta Pi stand when Scott and Isaac turn up to check it out and he rolls his eyes and snorts when Scott mentions asthma and hay fever in reply to Boyd’s question about their health and sporting interests. Scott’s never had anyone openly scorn him before and Isaac looks ready to sock the guy in the mouth. Boyd and Derek seem like cool dudes though, even if a bit gruff and Danny is awesome.
Coach runs them ragged during first training and Stiles asks three times if ‘Baby McCall needs his pacifier- oops I mean inhaler’, until Scott crosschecks him during tackle practice and tells him while Stiles is still lying flat on his back that no, Baby McCall is fine
From then on out it’s outright war and Scott’s amazed that he’s allowed to remain a part of the frat. Derek likes him though and he’s president, so what Derek says goes. He tries to avoid Stiles at all costs while Stiles seems intent on the complete opposite, always confrontational and always right up in Scott’s face.
Then at a party in October, Scott finds Stiles passed out on the staircase leading up to the neighbouring house where the uptight postgrads live. Purely on grounds of fraternal loyalty, Scott is trying to make sure he isn’t dead when Stiles suddenly surges up from where he’s lying on the stone, yanking Scott flush against his body, so close that Scott’s rendered helplessly blushing and gasping mere inches from very full, very pink lips. Lips that are currently informing Scott that Stiles could beat his ass. And then Stiles hauls him in again, nose dangerously close to Scott’s sensitive neck and Scott’s mind goes canvas blank when Stiles loudly inhales through his nose.
"What the f-" is all he manages before those goddamned lips press against his own and Stiles’ fingers sink into his hair in a way that makes Scott keen.
I love my dad but I wish he’d never talk to me about gender roles and biological male/female attributes. Ever.
Sterek AU: The sheriff gets more than he bargained for when his new security cameras catch a certain sourwolf in bed with his son.
try to remember what you did with your free time before tumblr
#kids today #acting like fandom started in tumblr #let me tell you the tales of yahoo mailing lists and bb codes and message boards #let me tell you of power hungry moderators and bnfs#let me tell you of the domain of frank the goat before there was a rich text editor #this is the song of my people
this is my entire life.
#god this scene always sticks out in my brain as one of the most important derek hale moments of s1 #because in this tiny moment we get so much insight into derek #up until this point everyone thinks he’s evil or rude or a jerk or whatever #or at the very least cranky all the time #but god no derek didn’t fucking want any of it #deep down he’s a scared boy who lost his entire family and recently his sister #and everyone in the town thinks /he/ murdered her #meanwhile he’s trying to find her actual killer and not get himself hunted down #and juggling scott’s problems #AND HE’S SCARED #HE PUTS ON THE BRAVEST FACE BECAUSE HE HAS SO MUCH HE TRIES TO HANDLE BUT FUCK #HE GETS SCARED TOO #I mean look at his terrified face in that first gif and doesn’t it just break your heart #no one thinks of derek like this#so vulnerable and nervous #but he has so much that he hides beneath a frown#and it was so nice to see a moment of pure instinct #something he couldn’t cover up #and I still see derek like this more than anything #a scared boy who lost his family #who was forced to grow up too fast
Yeah, try not to forget we hit the reset button on a supernatural beacon for supernatural creatures. I think there’s a pretty good chance that things are never going back to normal.
D’AWWWWWWWW OMG U GUYS LET ME THROW SOME LOVE AT YOU